The Copper Pot

June 17th, 2008

He’s not exactly a child, this one, at least technically not. But of course he is; passing that milestone birthday doesn’t strip a boy of vulnerability, nor rid his friends of compassion. Any mother would have done the same, would have said: ‘yes, but no noise and just for tonight.’ Hence another random youth sleeps in my attic as I write.

It’s a small thing really. Sixteen years of motherhood extends the urge to protect, so stay he did, given that the lad would otherwise be homeless tonight, technically. He lost his mother some months ago and now his father, driven to despair in grieving, won’t speak to him. Small for me it may be, but for that young man, this timely gesture may be enough to reverse the swing of his fortunes. I can hope so.

I keep a list - two, in fact: first, the names of children I know and trust who are welcome to stay when suitable arrangements have been made; and second, the conditions upon which that circle of trust must be extended, and emergency provisions made. The problem with the second list is that it applies to all of the children I’ve met - even relative strangers - even those whose names have been crossed out because they once got drunk and threw their clothes out of the window. That young man’s first visit was highly memorable and momentarily, I hesitated. But when circumstances listed on that second sheet occur without warning at ten thirty at night, that’s the moment the parental instinct surges uncontrollably forward.

A mother is a mother, and for a boy who has lost his own, another mother can be a valuable commodity. Yet for each tiny gesture of goodwill, often there follows a raging storm of responsibility. Save a life and they owe you. Visit a website and the cookies land in your hard drive. Give a lad a safe place to stay and he offers to wash dishes and plaster that hole in the porch wall. Such a debt of honor can be wearing upon the creditor.

I think the copper pot could be the solution. I might ask him to empty his pockets of pennies and leave it at that. The copper pot began as a small thing too, and at last count there was 11.58 in loose change biding its time until Christmas, making ready to be packaged for the Cats Protection League, nestling in a hamper of Felix. That’s the good part about karma. One small thing will lead eventually to another, even if a beat of its wing does raise a tidal wave along the way. But there again, that hole is a bit of an eyesore.

Remembering

June 17th, 2008

Watching Helen Mirren’s fine portrayal of The Queen, tears once again glanced under my eyes. The public ovation at the end of Spencer’s address will always ring in my memory. But it wasn’t really Diana we knew, at least for most of us that was true. It was our own reflections on her that were stirred each time she appeared, spoke, walked, stooped to greet a child.

Each time I remember her, I remember myself, responding, adoring her clothes, admiring her courage, debating her choices. The real Diana was never remotely present in my life, yet her influence touched it almost daily - and never more so than that Summer. She appeared twice in my dreams, and on both occasions I was tempted to believe she had communicated in person with me, such was the spellbinding effect of my regard for her, for all that her image represented to me. The first time she appeared in my sleep she was having her hair cut and stepped out of the room in tears, confused, lonely. I tried to comfort her, but felt I could have done a better job. The second time was after her death. She was holding court in a small oak paneled room in Heaven, sitting on a sofa, surrounded by about thirty people, all invited guests, advising us with serene grace on our duties as spirits. She was neither confused nor lonely. As much as I would love to believe it happened, perhaps that too was a reflection in the mirror, an iconic projection of my own search for meaning and purpose.

Ultimately, perhaps memory is just another distraction from responsibility. It produces nothing; it stimulates everything. What seems to produce more is cooking, cleaning, laughing, ironing a shirt for my son, sharing his excitement, exploring his concerns, admiring his hair. In the end I’d rather remember the insignificant details - and it’s those I suspect he will cherish too.

Publish Your Own Magazine

May 29th, 2008

How to Self Publish a Magazine

from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit

Are you passionate about a topic and want to share it with the world? Need to put that English degree to work? Willing to spend huge amounts of time editing, printing, mailing and marketing? Self-publishing a magazine is a difficult undertaking, but is also one of the most rewarding jobs out there! If you believe in it, you should definitely give it a shot!

Steps

  1. Find your audience. Assuming you know quite a lot about your magazine’s subject, this shouldn’t be too difficult. Sign up for discussion groups (such as Yahoo), subscribe to other magazines, join local groups, etc.
  2. Create a website. Before you get the word out about your new endeavor, you MUST publish a website. Work to make the site as professional as possible. Don’t advertise the fact that this is a one-person gig.
    • On your site, you should have a page for contributors. This allows you to mark deadlines, point out what sorts of articles you’d like to receive, and let writers know how you’ll be using their work. List your pay rates and what rights you intend to purchase.
    • You should also have a way for people to subscribe online, if at all possible. Paypal is a good way to do this, at least when you’re just starting out. If you don’t want to take subscription orders online, make sure your address is easy to find and note what forms of payment you DO take. If you accept checks or money orders, you’ll need to get a DBA (doing business as) so that your bank will accept checks made out to your magazine name.
  3. Solicit articles. Post a “call for submissions” to your newfound groups. Try to get your notice on a few high traffic blogs. If you’re looking for more general articles, try posting your notice at the local library. Consider placing a classified ad in magazines with a cross-over audience. A call for submissions will not only net you articles; it will drum up anticipation for your new publication. Don’t forget to point people to your website!
  4. Search out advertisers. Since your magazine isn’t established, you might consider charging a nominal amount for ads ($20-$50). Consider who might want to advertise in your publication, and don’t be squeamish about contacting them. You might look for members of your online discussion groups who place business links in their signatures.
  5. Edit. Once you’re armed with a binder full of possible articles, choose the most interesting, best-written pieces of the bunch, and grab your red pen. Try not to be too heavy-handed. Writers will submit more often to an editor who doesn’t mangle their work.
  6. Send the edited articles back to the writers for them to look over. You don’t necessarily have to wait for them to approve all changes, but allow them to question or challenge any editorial decisions you’ve made.
  7. Begin laying out the magazine. Adobe’s InDesign or the older version, PageMaker, as well as CorelDraw are great tools for this. Get to know your layout program inside and out. Look at other magazines for design tips. You might also check out books devoted to the subject. Have the authors sent you photos to run with their work? Do you have photos of your own? If not, consider purchasing stock photos (easily found on the Internet). Buying a bundle of cheap stock photos may be the best purchase you ever make.
  8. Once you’ve got the layout set - inside cover, outside cover and pages - find yourself a reliable, well-priced print shop. Printers’ prices vary greatly, so plan on spending some time asking around and getting samples. Look for one that will do laser, rather than off-set, printing. This will save you TONS of money.
  9. If you’re starting cheap, buy yourself a decent black and white laser printer with duplexing. Duplexing will prove to be the most important feature of the printer. If you put some time into your search, you should be able to find a good printer for a few hundred dollars. This should be sufficient for the inside pages. The cover should still be done at a print shop, if at all possible.
  10. While you’re busy printing, market the heck out of your publication. Online groups, other magazines, blogs (consider starting your own), MySpace, Google’s AdWords, etc.
  11. Send out the magazines! Excel or another spreadsheet program should be sufficient, at least in the beginning, for keeping your subscriber database. Make sure to talk with your post office about the best way to send out your new publication. They’ll have great, time-tested ideas and may be able to save you quite a bit in postage costs.


Tips

  • Keep your subscribers happy. Read marketing books for tips on how to do this, but the bottom line is, make sure they get all they expect - and more. Surprise them, from time to time, with extras.
  • Don’t be afraid to contact experts in your magazine’s field and ask them to contribute.
  • Set yourself up as an expert. You’ll automatically get points for publishing a magazine on your subject, but consider blogging (daily, if at all possible), speaking at gatherings or conferences, putting out a book, etc. Writing occasionally (not too often) for your own magazine is also a good idea.
  • Try to set up your website as a resource, rather than just a subscription porthole. If you can build your site up enough with sought-after material, you’ll have a much easier time finding subscribers.
  • Consider getting an ISSN (International Standard Serial Number) so that your publication can be listed in the US Library of Congress. Visit the LOC’s website for more info.
  • Remember to keep all receipts and records for tax time.
  • CorelDraw is a very effective tool for laying out pages at a much lower cost then the Adobe family of products.


Warnings

  • Keep on schedule. It’s so easy to slip behind, and your subscribers won’t be pleased.
  • Be prepared to grow. The more subscribers you have, the more time you’ll have to spend dealing with them.
  • Don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it.


Things You’ll Need

  • An audience.
  • Someone who really knows about grammar, spelling and punctuation.
  • Ditto for graphic design.
  • A web site.
  • A good black and white laser printer with duplexing capabilities.
  • A reliable printing service for your covers.
  • A saddle stapler.
  • Word, as well as software programs, for layout, photo editing, and spreadsheets.
  • Lots of time….
  • It helps if you have photoshop


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Exam Fever

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